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Obama’s Nanny-State, Government-Sponsored Instructions For ‘How To Roast Marshmallows’

Are you a stupid American? Obama’s government thinks you are. So stupid, in fact, that his US Forest Service felt it necessary to give us all a 700-word article on how to roast marshmallows. Because, you know, you are all too stupid to know how to do it safely, and all.

Pete Kasperowicz found this gem of government nannyism at our nation’s oh, so helpful website of the US Department of Agriculture. It is entitled, “US Forest Service Asks: How Does Your Marshmallow Roast?.”

The nanny-state-styled instructions takes its cue from National Roasted Marshmallow Day (it was August 30, if you care even a little) and takes the time to give us all the safety procedures we’ll need to roast marshmallows without doing egregious harm to our stupid, dumbass selves….

http://www.publiusforum.com/2014/08/31/obamas-nanny-state-government-sponsored-instructions-roast-marshmallows/

Ferguson Fallout: School Lesson Teaches Kids To Agree With the Black Panthers’ Demands

A new school lesson plan hopes to capitalize on the unrest in Ferguson, Missouri that erupted after a police officer shot a black youth early in August. The plan urges kids to agree with the Black Panthers, a racist, hate group that urges segregation, and accept the demands they issued in the past.

An activist group that calls itself Teaching for Change, one that works with schools to push the hard-core, left-wing agenda branded “social justice” rushed out its lesson plan to capitalize on the death of teenager Michael Brown….

http://www.publiusforum.com/2014/08/30/ferguson-fallout-school-lesson-teaches-kids-agree-black-panthers-demands/

Obama’s FBI’s Threat Matrix Excludes Islamic Terror

As Islam remains the biggest threat facing the world today, Obama’s feckless FBI has released a “threat assessment” report that doesn’t mention Islamic terror at all. According to Obama, it is white people who are the threat.

The FBI’s internal threat report claims that white supremacists, patriot militias, anti-abortion activists, and black separatists are the real threat….

http://www.publiusforum.com/2014/08/29/obamas-fbis-threat-matrix-excludes-islamic-terror/

Illinois Celebrates Loser Adlai Stevenson, Ignores Ronald Reagan

Leave it to leftist Illinois to use a museum dedicated to celebrating Abraham Lincoln, one of the greatest presidents in history, as a platform to celebrate a loser like Adlai Stevenson while at the same time ignoring Ronald Reagan, a native son, big winner, and another greatest president.

If you think this isn’t just another example of why Illinois is the single worst state in the union in nearly every metric that makes up a successful state, then you are immune to logic.

Illinois spent billions building the Lincoln Library near the state capital in Springfield. The place opened to mixed reviews, but in the modern age, at least Illinois finally recognized one of its greatest Republican Presidents….

http://www.publiusforum.com/2014/08/28/illinois-celebrates-looser-adlai-stevenson-ignores-ronald-reagan/

VIDEO: Pentagon Has ‘Everything Must Go Sale’—We Want YOUR Town to have a FREE TANK!

Pentagon Has ‘Everything Must Go Sale’—We Want YOUR Town to have a FREE TANK!

http://www.publiusforum.com/2014/08/28/pentagon-everything-must-go-sale-want-town-free-tank/

Liberals are aghast with the news that fast food giant Burger King might move its headquarters to Canada if it buys out the Canadian fast food chain Tim Hortons. Libs are mad that BK is doing this to skip out on paying America’s confiscatory taxes. Well, I say good for BK!

The accusation BK is facing from America’s capitalism-hating lefties is that by taking over Tim Hortons and moving its HQ to Canada, BK is skipping out on its patriotic duty to pay the American corporate tax rate—which happens to be the highest tax rate in the industrialized, western world…. http://www.publiusforum.com/2014/08/27/moving-canada-good-burger-king/

Finally a Lib ‘Journalist’ With Guts to Say He Wants Conservatives Banned from TV

We already know that the fascist, authoritarian left wants to ban anyone and anything they don’t agree with. But usually they have the good sense not to say so out loud for fear that people will realize they are fascist authoritarians. But one “journalist” finally admitted the truth.

Left-winger Ed Kilgore, who blogs for Washington Monthly magazine, made to comment on the new ideas that NBC has for revamping Meet The Press when Chuck Todd takes over the venerable Sunday political show (Todd himself is an old Democrat operative, by the way).

In his August 25 post entitled, “Who Should Be Banned as Panelists For the New ‘Meet?’,” Kilgore notes that NBC president Deborah Turness is saying that she wants to have a panel of journalists question each guest as a sort of “coffeehouse conversation.”…

http://www.publiusforum.com/2014/08/26/finally-lib-journalist-guts-say-wants-conservatives-banned-tv/

New Tone: Illinois Democrat Leader Says Republicans Would Hire ISIS Terrorists

Last weekend Illinois GOP candidate for Governor Bruce Rauner took the ALS “ice bucket challenge.” When he did he urged Illinois Democrat leaders to join him in the challenge. In reply, the state’s Democrat House leader outrageously found a way to link the charitable challenge to a claim that Republicans are like the ISIS terrorists in Iraq…

http://www.publiusforum.com/2014/08/25/new-tone-illinois-democrat-leader-says-republicans-hire-isis-terrorists/

Socialism Doesn’t Pay: Britain is Poorer Than Any US State But Mississippi

Fraser Nelson of The Spectator did some number crunching recently and found a shocking fact: Britain is poorer than every State in the USA but one.

As Nelson wrote on August 22, “if Britain were to somehow leave the EU and join the US … we’d be the 2nd-poorest state in the union, poorer than Missouri. Poorer than the much-maligned Kansas and Alabama. Poorer than any state other than Mississippi, and if you take out the south east we’d be poorer than that too.”…

http://www.publiusforum.com/2014/08/25/socialism-doesnt-pay-britain-poorer-us-state-mississippi/

Pay It Forward Grinch Stops Florida Starbucks 10-Hour Niceness Drive

So, a Starbucks in St. Petersburg, Florida went on a 10-hour roll with every customer buying the order of the customer behind them in the location’s drive through. But it all came to a screeching halt when customer number 458 refused to play along.

Peter Schorsch, the dreaded customer 458, drove up into the line and delivered his order like every other customer. But when he got to the pay window and the Starbucks employee asked if he wanted to “pay it forward” and pay for the guy behind him, Schorsch broke from all the other customers and flat out said “no.”

That’s right, Schorsch said, no way, baby!…

http://www.publiusforum.com/2014/08/24/pay-forward-grinch-stops-florida-starbucks-10-hour-niceness-drive/